OMG I’m peeing in my pants………this is perfect……..omfg…..

thedorkmark:

dapperzino:

rachel is cooking in their apartment and everything goes up in flames and kurt and rachel’s apartment catches fire and a hot muscular fireman ((((((blaine))))) arrives and puts out the fire and there you have it folks, the fic ‘where there’s smoke’ 

“We had a call about a small kitchen fire?”

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jalexatsix:

you know when you fangirl so hard you just sit there flapping your arms squeaking at the computer screen and laughing like a mental hospital patient

(Source: followthesettingsun)

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Days

There are days I wish I could disappear,there are days I think I am the greatest, the days were I feel hate and anger. There are days you wish you can just die but can;t because the world and the future has many chances, and a great life. There will be days of laughter and tears. Happiness and sorrow , but there is strength in me to keep going because I can see what is going on, and smile about stupid things.

peachouille:

Chris Colfer & Lea Michele - FOX LOUNGE (x)

[Download]

I would be afraid to go paint ball, watergun fight, laser tag, and a gun range with Lea lol

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Get to Know Me:)

  • 200: My crush's name is: None right now only celebrities
  • 199: I was born in: Burlington , Vermont
  • 198: I am really: calm
  • 197: My cellphone company is: at&t
  • 196: My eye color is: brown
  • 195: My shoe size is: 8 1/2 or 9 W depends
  • 194: My ring size is: 8
  • 193: My height is: 5'3
  • 192: I am allergic to: To adhresives
  • 191: My 1st car was: A chevy lumina
  • 190: My 1st job was: Babysitting
  • 189: Last book you read: I dont remember
  • 188: My bed is: good place to sleep
  • 187: My pet: Sadie
  • 186: My best friend: Cat
  • 185: My favorite shampoo is: This orgnanic stuff
  • 184: Xbox or ps3: Neither
  • 183: Piggy banks are: cute
  • 182: In my pockets: .I have none
  • 181: On my calendar: Nothing
  • 180: Marriage is: Love
  • 179: Spongebob can: LOVE
  • 178: My mom: Is different
  • 177: The last three songs I bought were? Bells of Notre dame, Sweet caroline, and more
  • 176: Last YouTube video watched: Shaytards
  • 175: How many cousins do you have? 7 first cousins
  • 174: Do you have any siblings? no
  • 173: Are your parents divorced? yes
  • 172: Are you taller than your mom? no
  • 171: Do you play an instrument? I wish!
  • 170: What did you do yesterday? Clean my room
  • [ I Believe In ]
  • 169: Love at first sight: yes
  • 168: Luck: yes and no
  • 167: Fate:yes and no
  • 166: Yourself: No
  • 165: Aliens: No but I believe their demons
  • 164: Heaven: yes
  • 163: Hell: yes
  • 162: God: yes
  • 161: Horoscopes: no
  • 160: Soul mates: yes
  • 159: Ghosts: No but I think its evil spirits
  • 158: Gay Marriage: yes
  • 157: War: no
  • 156: Orbs:no?
  • 155: Magic:no
  • [ This or That ]
  • 154: Hugs or Kisses: Neither
  • 153: Drunk or High: Neither
  • 152: Phone or Online: online
  • 151: Red heads or Black haired: Both
  • 150: Blondes or Brunettes: Both
  • 149: Hot or cold: warm
  • 148: Summer or winter: Summer
  • 147: Autumn or Spring: autumn
  • 146: Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
  • 145: Night or Day: night
  • 144: Oranges or Apples: oranges
  • 143: Curly or Straight hair: curly
  • 142: McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
  • 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: neither
  • 140: Mac or PC:pc
  • 139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops
  • 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:sweet and pour
  • 137: Coke or Pepsi:coke
  • 136: Hillary or Obama: obama
  • 135: Burried or cremated: cremated
  • 134: Singing or Dancing: Singing
  • 133: Coach or Chanel: neither
  • 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Both suck
  • 131: Small town or Big city: Both
  • 130: Wal-Mart or Target: target
  • 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: adam
  • 128: Manicure or Pedicure:Manicure hate my feet being touched
  • 127: East Coast or West Coast: east and west
  • 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: birthday
  • 125: Chocolate or Flowers: Can I get a eletronic thing instead?
  • 124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney
  • 123: Yankees or Red Sox: Neither
  • [ Here's What I Think About ]
  • 122: War: Will never end
  • 121: George Bush: tried his best but not enough
  • 120: Gay Marriage: Accepted
  • 119: The presidential election: argh I hate politics
  • 118: Abortion: Against it 100 percent.
  • 117: MySpace: Now a fail
  • 116: Reality TV: yes
  • 115: Parents: I wish I was closer with them
  • 114: Back stabbers: forgiven
  • 113: Ebay: dont use it much
  • 112: Facebook: Use it alot
  • 111: Work: Love, you get Money :D
  • 110: My Neighbors: Its fine until they start yelling
  • 109: Gas Prices: I wish it is cheaper
  • 108: Designer Clothes: Know nothing
  • 107: College: Can't go :(
  • 106: Sports: Hate
  • 105: My family: love
  • 104: The future: dislike
  • [ Last time I ]
  • 103: Hugged someone: two weeks ago
  • 102: Last time you ate: 30 minutes ago
  • 101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile: Maria
  • 100: Cried in front of someone: No one
  • 99: Went to a movie theater: A month ago
  • 98: Took a vacation:5 months ago
  • 97: Swam in a pool: havent
  • 96: Changed a diaper: 2 months ago
  • 95: Got my nails done: Month ago
  • 94: Went to a wedding: 2 years ago
  • 93: Broke a bone: Never
  • 92: Got a peircing: ears
  • 91: Broke the law: Speed limit
  • 90: Texted: last week
  • [ MISC ]
  • 89: Who makes you laugh the most: Tv lol
  • 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my cat
  • 87: The last movie I saw: batman marathon
  • 86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most: Getting a job
  • 85: The thing im not looking forward to: future
  • 84: People call me: Burdena , Birdie, Dena.
  • 83: The most difficult thing to do is: Being happy
  • 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: yes
  • 81: My zodiac sign is: Leo
  • 80: The first person i talked to today was: My cat
  • 79: First time you had a crush: 1st grade
  • 78: The one person who i can't hide things from: My friend Maria
  • 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: No one
  • 76: Right now I am talking to: No one
  • 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Married
  • 74: I have/will get a job: Not at the moment
  • 73: Tomorrow: Job interview
  • 72: Today: twitter
  • 71: Next Summer: I dont know
  • 70: Next Weekend: Train concert
  • 69: I have these pets: 1 cat my other cat I had to put down. I still miss him.
  • 68: The worst sound in the world: chalk boards
  • 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Myself
  • 66: People that make you happy: my friends, the couple friends I have.
  • 65: Last time I cried: today a bit
  • 64: My friends are: Maria , my mom, my cat, and few online.
  • 63: My computer is: my gate away
  • 62: My School: Miss it
  • 61: My Car: Hate it
  • 60: I lose all respect for people who: Are bigots
  • 59: The movie I cried at was: None
  • 58: Your hair color is: brown
  • 57: TV shows you watch: glee , The walking dead, and Grimm
  • 56: Favorite web site: twitter
  • 55: Your dream vacation: Japan
  • 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: Shingles
  • 53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium rare
  • 52: My room is: getting clean
  • 51: My favorite celebrity is: Marilyn Monroe
  • 50: Where would you like to be: Working
  • 49: Do you want children: yes
  • 48: Ever been in love: no
  • 47: Who's your best friend: no one
  • 46: More guy friends or girl friends: guy friends
  • 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: my cat
  • 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: My future husband
  • 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: Have a child
  • 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:not yet
  • 41: Have you pre-named your children: Grace, Esther, Gabriel, and Levi.
  • 40: Last person I got mad at: my self
  • 39: I would like to move to: California
  • 38: I wish I was a professional: yes
  • [ My Favorites ]
  • 37: Candy: Reese
  • 36: Vehicle: Suv
  • 35: President: obama
  • 34: State visited: New York
  • 33: Cellphone provider: at&t
  • 32: Athlete: John Brady
  • 31: Actor: Spencer Tracy, John Lemmon, Rock Hudson, Cary Grant and Chris Colfer
  • 30: Actress: Lea Michele, Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell, Audrey Hepburn , Katharine Hepburn and Elizabeth Taylor.
  • 29: Singer: Queen, Glee cast, and Elvis presley
  • 28: Band:The Beatles
  • 27: Clothing store: Debs
  • 26: Grocery store: Neither
  • 25: TV show: glee and The walking dead
  • 24: Movie: I can list them but this would explode
  • 23: Website: twitter
  • 22: Animal: Tiger
  • 21: Theme park: Busch Gardens
  • 20: Holiday: christmas
  • 19: Sport to watch: None
  • 18: Sport to play: None
  • 17: Magazine:None
  • 16: Book: Go ask alice
  • 15: Day of the week: Saturday
  • 14: Beach: Its okay
  • 13: Concert attended: Kid Rock
  • 12: Thing to cook: cookies
  • 11: Food: Chinese
  • 10: Restaurant: Olive garden
  • 9: Radio station: 92.9
  • 8: Yankee candle scent: Vanilla
  • 7: Perfume: Princess by Vera Wang
  • 6: Flower: Lily
  • 5: Color: Blue
  • 4: Talk show host: Carson Daly
  • 3: Comedian: Jane Lynch
  • 2: Dog breed: King Cavlier
  • 1: did you answer all these truthfully ? yes

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trouble-tones:

GORILLA GRAM

BRITTANA KISS

KURT SINGING

RACHEL’S DADS

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allcory:

finchelisengaged:

team-finchel-monchele:

Crying and Laughing because of Lea Michele and Cory Monteith

And the underwear situation. Like…alfdkjlksafjlkfds.

SO hilarious. And they were SO young.

(Source: pezburrie)

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onebighappyfamiglee asked: You make a tumblr RP account..

Oh I was accepted lol